Monologue Wall Decals | Noto Fusai

Ever have those days when you feel like everyone is a comedian? Well now everything can be a comedian. Husband-and-wife design duo Noto Fusai’s latest product are translucent wall decals (1,260 yen) that let everyday objects in your house get their 2 cents in. Just as an explanation kills the joke, a translation usually has a similar effect, but indulge me.

The stingy toilet paper holder says, “Only 30cm per person.”

The vent complains about “…Hyperventilating.”

Ironically, the more we clean it, the less we look at it. “Why don’t you look at me for once instead of the outdoors?”

Thumbtack 1: “I’m made from 18K gold.”
Thumbtack 2: “Really?? I mean….me to!”